Garry Kasparov (Russian: Га́рри Ки́мович Каспа́ров; Russian pronunciation: [ˈgarʲɪ ˈkʲiməvʲɪtɕ kɐˈsparəf], Armenian: Գարրի Կասպարովի[1]), a Russian chess grandmaster, former World Chess Champion, writer and political activist, was recently attacked during a May 18th, 2008 Russian Opposition assembly discussion by a remote control helicopter shaped like a penis.

Seriously.

I can’t even make this stuff up. This actually happened. After the, er, device was disabled, Kasparov address the media by saying (loosly translated), “Now the opposition finally shows their true face…”