Recently, Donkey Labs has released a new concept car alarm into a test market. So far, the results have been impressive, with the city reporting a 58% decline in vehicle thefts in the six weeks the alarm has been in use. In a press release, a Donkey Labs spokesman stated that the success is due largely in part to the alarm’s innovative and distinct sound, which is guaranteed to draw attention.

In a related story, unplanned pregnancy in the same test market is up 42%…