Tired of squirrels and other rodents in your yard, but don’t want to deal with the headache of traps or the dangers of poison? Then the new “Squirrel Relocation Device” is for you.

This handy device will effectively relocate any squirrel it catches to one of your neighbor’s yards… 100 yards away.

WARNING - This device will also “relocate” cats, dogs, and the occasional small child. Use with care.