You would think that sooner or later America would be tired of Chris Crocker and his whiny please to leave Brittney Spears alone. Apparently we aren’t. How can you make screeching cries of “She’s a Human” and “You Bastards” better?

Put it to techno music.

Now the hit you tube video is also a hit song. And yes, you can download it on iTunes. If that isn’t a sign of our declining civilization, I don’t know what is.

Editor’s note: I watched Brittney Spears on the latest episode of How I Met Your Mother. She was, surprisingly, very good in her minor role…