In a stunning display of jackassedness, our feline companions have finally taken the title of “World’s Stupidest Pet” away from their canine counterparts, who have held the title for nearly a century.

“Dogs have been pretty strong contenders for quite a while, but it is always the same old trick with them. You know, drinking from the toilet, chasing their tail, etc,” said a cat who wished to remain unnamed. “But we knew that if we really embraced our inner jackass we could give them a run for their money. Special shout out to all the cats who managed to fall off stuff in that video. Classic!”

Dogs came in a strong second, and hamsters managed a weak third.