This landmark video of a giraffe’s epic struggle with death has both shocked and educated the internet masses. The true savagery of these animals is represented in Stage Two, when the unlucky animal is heard to say, “Well this is just <expletive> perfect! I want to bite someone in the face! Mother <expletive>! Mother <expletive>! Mother <expletive>!”

Viewers should be warned that this video is not for people with weak stomaches.