Not sure what to get that Ninja in your life for Christmas? No worries, AskANinja.com had recirculated its holiday gift suggestions in time for the shopping season. Obviously, getting a Ninja a bad gift could be hazardous to your health.

In a related story, the North Pole has denied the rumor that Santa is actually a Ninja. Said one elf who wished to remain anonymous, “If Santa were a ninja, he wouldn’t give coal to boys and girls on the naughty list. He would kill them.”