Yazd, Iran - In a colossal marketing blunder, Trojan Condoms released in the Middle East a 7 minute music video promoting their rebranded condoms - Nirodh. In retaliation of the marketing monstrosity , millions of people in the Middle East proceeded to burn American flags while having unprotected sex. The cost of this retaliation is high - over 5.4 million unplanned pregnancies and 8 million cases of pubic lice in Iran alone.

Trojan’s Iranian Rep. was quoted “We were sick of rioting against the American devil in the same old way, but now look, all our bitches are pregnant.” When asked about the pubic lice, no one seemed concerned as they all stated “what else is new?”.