New York, NY - Hathaway Products has been able to kept its 30 billion dollar business tactic under wraps from businessmen for decades. It was only until a recent training video was leaked onto the internet that businessmen learned the secret that business women have known for years.

As a result, the outing of the “mustache ride” service as created the Hathaway Product stock (MSTR) to split 4 times in the last week surpassing even Google’s previous record of 3 splits in one year.

“Mustache rides are big business” says the CEO of Hathaway, “all women deserve at least one”.