Hollywood, CA - The stars of the new movie ‘Minesweeper’ walked comfortably down a red carpet and not in a battlefield. After 3 years of shooting the movie between spouts of boredom, the movie had its day at the Oscars taking home a total of 8 including ‘Best Picture’ and ‘Best Documentary About A 1980s Computer Game”.

The movie was completely bank rolled by the International Minesweeper Committee at a cost of $760 million dollars. The President of the IMC was quoted “All I wanted was to spend more than Water World…you know but not suck.”