Muhammad Ackmehd (who likes to be called Billy) was found not guilty in a recent heated court battle over a storage facility. The plaintiff, William Jones (who likes to be called Muhammad in a twist of fate) suggested that Billy was responsible for moisture damage to 300 cases of Hostess Twinkies.

Billy was quoted, “Sure I claim it is a storage facility, but technically it is still my car port. What kind of idiot would store Twinkies under a car port during hurricane season?”.